Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Poison Pancakes

Probably no one else is going to find this funny but we have not been able to stop laughing over this one.

I swear you just NEVER know what is going to come out of that child's mouth!!!! So earlier Bo's was mad at her dad so she went stomping off with her arms folded across her chest and said "I'm going to make you pancakes" in a really angry voice and my husband was like "Ok, you make me pancakes then" and was thinking "and how is that supposed to be an insult?" and just then Bo's turned around with her face all scrunched up and in a very mean voice she shouts out "POISON ONES"!!!!!

OMG, my husband couldn't help himself and busted out laughing. When he told the story to me I was laughing so hard I was crying. I know most of you are probably mortified but if you knew Bo's you'd know why we find this so funny.

Note to self.....when Bo's makes us pancakes in the future, politely decline!!!!!!!

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Houston, We Have a Teenager!!!! ACK!

So my first born son is now a teenager!  Holy crap!  Time goes so fast. I still can't believe my first born is already 13!!!!!  I remember his first birthday like it was yesterday. He had a Winnie the Pooh cake and wore navy blue overalls which are probably really lame compared to today's fashion, but hey it was the 90's, lol!   Now he's got long hair and wears lots of black clothes and locks himself in his room and listens to music or plays his guitar. Typical teenager, lol!  

So here's hoping i've got the stuff it takes to survive teenage-hood!!! YIKES!!!! I'm scared, lol!!! 

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Fruit Loops at the Grocery Store and Not the Good Kind!

I went grocery shopping with Peanut tonight. Now I do have to say I have a very beautiful little boy and I can see what all the fuss is about. Okay, okay sorry I had to throw that in there...heehee.

I was in the checkout at Winco. For those who don't have a Winco, it's a discount grocery store where you basically bag your own shit, lol! This really nice lady was next to me and just kept gushing over Peanut. I didn't really notice at first because I was busy trying to bag my groceries. She started talking to me about him and then proceeded to tell me all about why she couldn't have anymore kids. Okay some of it was WAY TMI, lol! She was making comments like "He's making my milk come back in" and "Too bad I have an IUD in" and "I'm too old to have more kids". Um, okay.

Then she starts in with the "I'm going to steal him and take him home" comments It wasn't just once but multiple times. I know she was just being nice and obviously wasn't REALLY going to swipe my Peanut, but do you ever think it's a little weird when people say things like that (that you don't know?) Friends & family say it all the time but I guess that's different.

I think maybe because I thought M was gone the other day when T & I couldn't find him and I was running around in a panic thinking he had been kidnapped.

I told J about it when he got home and he too didn't think it was very funny at all.