Poison Pancakes

Probably no one else is going to find this funny but we have not been able to stop laughing over this one.

I swear you just NEVER know what is going to come out of that child's mouth!!!! So earlier Bo's was mad at her dad so she went stomping off with her arms folded across her chest and said "I'm going to make you pancakes" in a really angry voice and my husband was like "Ok, you make me pancakes then" and was thinking "and how is that supposed to be an insult?" and just then Bo's turned around with her face all scrunched up and in a very mean voice she shouts out "POISON ONES"!!!!!

OMG, my husband couldn't help himself and busted out laughing. When he told the story to me I was laughing so hard I was crying. I know most of you are probably mortified but if you knew Bo's you'd know why we find this so funny.

Note to self.....when Bo's makes us pancakes in the future, politely decline!!!!!!!

Houston, We Have a Teenager!!!! ACK!

So my first born son is now a teenager!  Holy crap!  Time goes so fast. I still can't believe my first born is already 13!!!!!  I remember his first birthday like it was yesterday. He had a Winnie the Pooh cake and wore navy blue overalls which are probably really lame compared to today's fashion, but hey it was the 90's, lol!   Now he's got long hair and wears lots of black clothes and locks himself in his room and listens to music or plays his guitar. Typical teenager, lol!  

So here's hoping i've got the stuff it takes to survive teenage-hood!!! YIKES!!!! I'm scared, lol!!! 

Fruit Loops at the Grocery Store and Not the Good Kind!

I went grocery shopping with Peanut tonight. Now I do have to say I have a very beautiful little boy and I can see what all the fuss is about. Okay, okay sorry I had to throw that in there...heehee.

I was in the checkout at Winco. For those who don't have a Winco, it's a discount grocery store where you basically bag your own shit, lol! This really nice lady was next to me and just kept gushing over Peanut. I didn't really notice at first because I was busy trying to bag my groceries. She started talking to me about him and then proceeded to tell me all about why she couldn't have anymore kids. Okay some of it was WAY TMI, lol! She was making comments like "He's making my milk come back in" and "Too bad I have an IUD in" and "I'm too old to have more kids". Um, okay.

Then she starts in with the "I'm going to steal him and take him home" comments It wasn't just once but multiple times. I know she was just being nice and obviously wasn't REALLY going to swipe my Peanut, but do you ever think it's a little weird when people say things like that (that you don't know?) Friends & family say it all the time but I guess that's different.

I think maybe because I thought M was gone the other day when T & I couldn't find him and I was running around in a panic thinking he had been kidnapped.

I told J about it when he got home and he too didn't think it was very funny at all.

The Secret to World Peace!

I was in a bad mood today and I was coming home from picking up Bo's at preschool. I drove past Dominos and they had this adult woman dressed up head to toe in a big, yellow, furry chicken costume holding a sign advertising $5.99 pizzas. She was ALL into it and was waving to all the cars and doing this hilarious dance. OMG! It was hysterical!!!!

As hard as I tried not too my face broke out in a huge grin and I couldn't stop smiling. I think if we had dancing chickens on every street corner this world would be a much happier place :)

Goodbye Captain Phil

RIP Captain Phil. You will be missed!!!

I'm so sad that Captain Phil Harris died from a stroke :(   We are huge Deadliest Catch fans.

Who's afraid of the big bad spider?

J will kill me, but this is too funny not to share!!!! Last night he was taking a shower and I heard screaming coming from the bathroom. He was screaming for help like his ass was on fire so I freaked! I was imagining the absolute worst thinking he had fallen and cracked his head open with the way he was screaming "I need help now. Somebody help me" I was expecting to open the door and see blood everywhere.

I cautiously open the door and I find my naked, wet, hubby huddled in the corner of the shower clutching his towel and screaming "HURRY, he's over there".  I'm like "Huh? What's over there?"  *I was starting to think maybe my poor husband was delusional for a second because I didn't see anyone.   He was like "A giant spider. It's HUGE. Seriously it's the biggest spider i've ever seen".

Okay, so I go and look under the towel that was on the floor and there was a small, average spider just sitting there. Not a scary, big, ugly spider, but just your typical, everyday, run of the mill kind of spider.  So, I did what I had to do and I killed him (sorry PETA).

My tough, macho UFC watchin husband is afraid of spiders (always has been). It's pretty much a real phobia for him.  Prior to meeting my husband I thought the term "arachnophobia" was just the title of a cheesy Hollywood movie, but nope folks, it really does exist!

I kept thinking about it last night and I couldn't stop laughing :) J was upset and kept saying "It's not funny. You know how much I hate spiders",  but I still find it funny in my twisted head (hey i'm the type of person who laughs when a person trips, and then asks if they are okay). I know i'm not a very sensitive wife but seriously, i'm STILL laughing about it today.

My Fun Filled Weekend…How was Yours? LOL!

I've had a craptastic day. On top of worrying about little Peanut, I woke up this morning sick as could be. My left cheek was swollen and hot and I felt like my head was going to explode. I was in so much pain that all I could do was rock back and forth and cry (it was bad). So, my hubby called that 1-800-Dentist number to try and find me an emergency dentist. They were able to find a nearby dental clinic that would see me today so I go expecting to hear that I have something majorly wrong with my teeth causing all the pain. Nope. So, they told me I did have a crack in my molar and a little decay probably under my filling but nothing that would be causing the pain I was describing. So, then he said I have TMJ. I've never heard of it, but basically the pain i'm feeling is from clenching my teeth together all the time so my muscles are swollen. So I have to go buy one of those night guard things to put in my mouth at night so I wont clench my teeth. I'm supposed to take Advil 3 times a day to try and help with the swelling in my mouth (caused from the clenching). Then I go back next week to get my molar filled and my teeth cleaned.

After the appointment I was still feeling awful and the dumb dentist didn't give me anything for my pain I went to urgent care and the doc took one look in my ear and said "Wow, it's completely blocked". So he takes out this scraper thing and sticks it way down into my ear. OMG! The pain! I was trying not to scream, but it hurt so bad. He kept jamming it down in there and it hurt so bad. It turns out I have an ear infection and a sinus infection so now i'm on heavy duty antibiotics. At least this doc was nice enough to give me some pain meds so I can sleep tonight.

I feel like such a pile of crapola right now. My teeth are still throbbing, and my left cheek is swollen like someone smacked me, and my ear hurts. Ugh! What a fun filled Saturday this has turned out to be :(