Our First Trip to Voodoo Doughnut

The Magic is in the Hole….

No i'm not being obscene..that's really their motto! LOL!!! 

Deadliest Catch

My husband and I are humongous fans of Discovery Channel's Deadliest Catch show. We've watched it since Season 1 and never miss an episode. When we heard that the Time Bandit Boys (my personal nickname for them is "My Time Bandit Boys") and Captain Sig were going to be in Portland for a live show we knew we just had to go! We had such an awesome time at the live Deadliest Catch show! It was amazing! The boys told stories and talked a little bit about their lives growing up on the boats. It was really cool to see them in person! Despite their fame they are still just a bunch of goofy, down to earth guys! Captain Sig ended up grabbing J by the back of the neck because he thought J was trying to hug him (even though all he did was put his arm around him). I had no idea what was going on at first until I heard a loud commotion.  I remember rolling my eyes thinking, "Only my husband would cause a scene", lol!!!  So yeah, Sig grabbed J by the back of the neck and threw him down in a chair. It was hysterical!  Everyone was laughing except for the poor girl trying to take our pics.  The first pic Jonathan grabbed the camera out of her hands and said, "Take that one again.  I look like an asshole in that one"…LOVE IT!   People in line were getting irritated that we were holding up the line but F them.  We had a blast!  As for myself?  I stood there silent like a drooling, bumbling idiot.  I was completely, 100% star struck!  I was finally touching my favorite Time Bandit Boys and I totally froze up like a dumbass.  Oh well. It was seriously one of the best nights of my life! So much fun!

Poison Pancakes

Probably no one else is going to find this funny but we have not been able to stop laughing over this one.

I swear you just NEVER know what is going to come out of that child's mouth!!!! So earlier Bo's was mad at her dad so she went stomping off with her arms folded across her chest and said "I'm going to make you pancakes" in a really angry voice and my husband was like "Ok, you make me pancakes then" and was thinking "and how is that supposed to be an insult?" and just then Bo's turned around with her face all scrunched up and in a very mean voice she shouts out "POISON ONES"!!!!!

OMG, my husband couldn't help himself and busted out laughing. When he told the story to me I was laughing so hard I was crying. I know most of you are probably mortified but if you knew Bo's you'd know why we find this so funny.

Note to self.....when Bo's makes us pancakes in the future, politely decline!!!!!!!

Houston, We Have a Teenager!!!! ACK!

So my first born son is now a teenager!  Holy crap!  Time goes so fast. I still can't believe my first born is already 13!!!!!  I remember his first birthday like it was yesterday. He had a Winnie the Pooh cake and wore navy blue overalls which are probably really lame compared to today's fashion, but hey it was the 90's, lol!   Now he's got long hair and wears lots of black clothes and locks himself in his room and listens to music or plays his guitar. Typical teenager, lol!  

So here's hoping i've got the stuff it takes to survive teenage-hood!!! YIKES!!!! I'm scared, lol!!! 

Fruit Loops at the Grocery Store and Not the Good Kind!

I went grocery shopping with Peanut tonight. Now I do have to say I have a very beautiful little boy and I can see what all the fuss is about. Okay, okay sorry I had to throw that in there...heehee.

I was in the checkout at Winco. For those who don't have a Winco, it's a discount grocery store where you basically bag your own shit, lol! This really nice lady was next to me and just kept gushing over Peanut. I didn't really notice at first because I was busy trying to bag my groceries. She started talking to me about him and then proceeded to tell me all about why she couldn't have anymore kids. Okay some of it was WAY TMI, lol! She was making comments like "He's making my milk come back in" and "Too bad I have an IUD in" and "I'm too old to have more kids". Um, okay.

Then she starts in with the "I'm going to steal him and take him home" comments It wasn't just once but multiple times. I know she was just being nice and obviously wasn't REALLY going to swipe my Peanut, but do you ever think it's a little weird when people say things like that (that you don't know?) Friends & family say it all the time but I guess that's different.

I think maybe because I thought M was gone the other day when T & I couldn't find him and I was running around in a panic thinking he had been kidnapped.

I told J about it when he got home and he too didn't think it was very funny at all.

The Secret to World Peace!

I was in a bad mood today and I was coming home from picking up Bo's at preschool. I drove past Dominos and they had this adult woman dressed up head to toe in a big, yellow, furry chicken costume holding a sign advertising $5.99 pizzas. She was ALL into it and was waving to all the cars and doing this hilarious dance. OMG! It was hysterical!!!!

As hard as I tried not too my face broke out in a huge grin and I couldn't stop smiling. I think if we had dancing chickens on every street corner this world would be a much happier place :)

Goodbye Captain Phil

RIP Captain Phil. You will be missed!!!

I'm so sad that Captain Phil Harris died from a stroke :(   We are huge Deadliest Catch fans.