Life on Peanut Layne

I hate the stupid shit that some people say to large families.  If you have 4 or more kids then i'm sure you've probably heard a ...

I'm taking a break from my typical funny post to share some information. Today is an important day for people like myself who strugg...

You may have noticed I just sort of disappeared off the face of the earth a few days ago.  Well I actually did sort of vanish off the face ...

Hmmm, what can I destroy out here?   Someday I will rule the world, but first I must master potty training... I found a stick....

I knew it was time to get our 4 year old son's haircut when even his own great grandmother said, "And who is this adorable little ...

I don't know how I do it, but somehow I managed to royally f@#k up a Betty Crocker store bought cake mix.  I told you I was seriously c...

Today can only be described as one of those days where you're knee deep in the pits of hell and you find yourself asking, "WTF was...