Choosy moms choose Jif, apparently every single time they go to the store (which is often). The sad part is I was completely oblivious to the overabundance of peanut butter in my pantry until the hubby got home from work and said, "Holy hell, why do we have a million freaking jars of peanut butter?"
I replied with, "There aren't that many. Just a few" and that's when he started pulling them out of the pantry one by one and lining them up on my counter.
Is there a 12 step program for peanut butter hoarders? Peanut butter anonymous? Anything? Hello, I obviously need some help here people!!!! How is it that we have SEVEN jars of peanut butter, but yet we're constantly running out of toilet paper and have to resort to using napkins?! You wanna know what's even more pathetic than having a bazillion jars of peanut butter? Spell checking the word "seven". Yup, guilty as charged.
So, what do you do when you have 12,000 jars of peanut butter? You make a crap ton of peanut butter cookies (or bunner bunner cookies) as Peanut calls them.
Yes, i've shared this recipe on my blog before, but i'm going to share it again. And then i'm going to drive to the store to buy more peanut butter.
Three Ingredient Peanut Butter Cookie Recipe (created by someone really creative and awesome on Allrecipes because there is no way I could ever come up with a recipe that didn't completely suck):
1 cup of peanut butter (or 7 jars...kidding)
1 cup of white sugar
1 egg
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Mix ingredients together and drop onto greased cookie sheets. Take a fork and make a criss cross pattern. Bake for approx 6-8 minutes. Do not burn these! They will taste like dog poop. You're welcome.
I replied with, "There aren't that many. Just a few" and that's when he started pulling them out of the pantry one by one and lining them up on my counter.
Holy poop! It's like we're saving up for a peanut butter armageddon or something!!!!
So, what do you do when you have 12,000 jars of peanut butter? You make a crap ton of peanut butter cookies (or bunner bunner cookies) as Peanut calls them.
Yes, i've shared this recipe on my blog before, but i'm going to share it again. And then i'm going to drive to the store to buy more peanut butter.
Three Ingredient Peanut Butter Cookie Recipe (created by someone really creative and awesome on Allrecipes because there is no way I could ever come up with a recipe that didn't completely suck):
1 cup of peanut butter (or 7 jars...kidding)
1 cup of white sugar
1 egg
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Mix ingredients together and drop onto greased cookie sheets. Take a fork and make a criss cross pattern. Bake for approx 6-8 minutes. Do not burn these! They will taste like dog poop. You're welcome.
