We searched high and low for a Dorothy costume for my 13 year old daughter to wear to a Halloween costume party this weekend. While we were out driving to 8 different stores in the pouring rain we discovered some rather disturbing facts about Dorothy….
Dorothy is a bit of a slutty, slut, slut! Yes my friends, Dorothy left Kansas and headed to Portland, where she is enjoying her new career as a stripper. Her ruby slippers have been traded in for clear stiletto heels and the only tin she's been seeing these days is a metal pole wrapped between her legs.
Dorothy is a bit of a slutty, slut, slut! Yes my friends, Dorothy left Kansas and headed to Portland, where she is enjoying her new career as a stripper. Her ruby slippers have been traded in for clear stiletto heels and the only tin she's been seeing these days is a metal pole wrapped between her legs.
Unless you plan on going Trick or Treating at the Playboy Mansion, this costume should never be worn….
Or this…...
Seriously? I don't recall the scarecrow showing off a bare midriff! WTF?!
There really are no words…okay, I can think of a couple. HELL NO!!!!
As for the Wizard?
I'm guessing he's the perverted, pot bellied, "the only sex i'm getting these days is in one of those peep show booths with my right hand" kind of man, who designed these heinous costumes. Not impressed! It's pretty sad when you have to squeeze your 13 year old daughter into a children's size large costume that's intended for ages 8-10 because it's the only one that doesn't show her breasts and ass cheeks when she bends over! I'm pretty disgusted and it takes a lot to disgust this momma. Major fail by the costume designers for the Wiz! Major freaking fail!!!
