Sunday, October 14, 2012

We're off to see the Wizard…or not!

We searched high and low for a Dorothy costume for my 13 year old daughter to wear to a Halloween costume party this weekend.  While we were out driving to 8 different stores in the pouring rain we discovered some rather disturbing facts about Dorothy….

Dorothy is a bit of a slutty, slut, slut! Yes my friends, Dorothy left Kansas and headed to Portland, where she is enjoying her new career as a stripper.   Her ruby slippers have been traded in for clear stiletto heels and the only tin she's been seeing these days is a metal pole wrapped between her legs.

Unless you plan on going Trick or Treating at the Playboy Mansion, this costume should never be worn….

Or this…...

Seriously?  I don't recall the scarecrow showing off a bare midriff! WTF?!
There really are no words…okay, I can think of a couple.  HELL NO!!!! 

As for the Wizard? 

I'm guessing he's the perverted, pot bellied, "the only sex i'm getting these days is in one of those peep show booths with my right hand" kind of man, who designed these heinous costumes.  Not impressed! It's pretty sad when you have to squeeze your 13 year old daughter into a children's size large costume that's intended for ages 8-10 because it's the only one that doesn't show her breasts and ass cheeks when she bends over!  I'm pretty disgusted and it takes a lot to disgust this momma.  Major fail by the costume designers for the Wiz! Major freaking fail!!! 



26 comments:

  1. My 5 year old ended up getting a "Candy Corn Witch" costume because all the other ones she liked were designed for midget prostitutes. I mean, really - slutty Strawberry Shortcake sized 5T? No thanks. Let's try to keep our children kids for as long as we can. Sheesh.

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    1. Yeah, I really don't get it?! Most of the costumes had horrible names attached like, "Wicked Dorothy." Really? Did these dipshits who designed these costumes even watch the movie?

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    2. Does the wicked Dorothy costume come with a whip and a prefilled prescription for plan b?

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    3. Bwahahaha! It totally should!

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  2. i cant stand what's happened to girls and women's costumes. don't even let me get started!

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  3. Wow! With costumes like these, it's really hard to believe that Halloween is about candy, ghosts and goblins. Unfortunately, there are parents who will buy these costumes for their daughters without a problem. Sad.
    Jae Mac, I'm Just Sayin'...(Damn!)

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    1. Yep, Halloween says, "My daughter is a wanna be prostitute". Not good at all :(

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  4. Haha! I love you... And yes my friend is having a Halloween costume, I'm looking in the kid section because the skirts are longer...

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    1. Oooh, can't wait to see pics of this!

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  5. Good grief! No, no, heck no! I'm with Anna on this......don't even let me get started!

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  6. That is outrageous!! I am lucky my girls are so small they still dress like animals!

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    1. Yes, I long for the days when they could still wear furry Old Navy costumes.

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  7. UGH! I hate that crap at Halloween!

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  8. This post made me laugh hysterically! LOL!

    On a more serious note, it really is awful what costume makers have done to our much loved tales. It's awful.

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  9. The "Wizard" is obviously Hefner himself. It looks like a bunny parade. It's ridiculous what they make for little girls now..

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    1. Hahaha! You are SO right on that one!

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  10. On the topic of Halloween...You'VE been BOO'ed (in a good way of course) :-) Follow this link to get your boo supplies and spread the love!

    http://chasinghailey.blogspot.com/p/boo-supplies.html

    Anissa

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    1. Thank you Anissa! I added this lovely button to my awards page! I love it!!!!

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  11. Its just weird that we encounter and complain about this every year and yet, there is no change!

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    1. Yep, money is more important than dignity and respect I guess. Sad and pathetic!

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  12. I would like to invite you to link up with us at the Clever Chicks Blog Hop this week if you’d like to attend.
    http://www.the-chicken-chick.com/2012/10/clever-chicks-blog-hop-5-happy-hen.html

    I hope to see you there!
    Cheers!
    Kathy
    The Chicken Chick

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    1. Thank you Kathy! I will come check it out :)

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