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We have some very interesting conversations late at night. A few nights ago we started talking about Bengay, which somehow lead to the topic of men putting Bengay on their balls. I just had to Google it to believe it. I Google everything and I do mean everything.
I especially love Yahoo questions and answers though. This is what I found when I Googled, "Do men really put Bengay on their balls" (They do by the way)
"When I put bengay on my balls, it hurts. Is that normal?"
Best Answer (by arkleseizure):
"Normal that you're putting it on (no) or normal that it hurts (I don't think normal has been established, as people don't generally do this)"
Other Awesome Answers:
"Burning, yes....putting it on, no"
"Try putting some of your rectum. It might help you forget you have it on your balls"
"Why would you put Bengay on your balls to begin with? Usually it's used for sore muscles and clearly your balls are not a muscle".
As if the conversation couldn't possibly get more intense, we started watching Animal Planet. Slutty goats is what happens when the husband and I try to watch an evening of educational programming together. I'm not even sure they were actual goats but they had horns and were ramming each other and the husband said, "Wow, talk about some slutty goats. Look at that one. She doesn't use the old 'I have a headache excuse'. She's ready to get some."
I have some issues with this. For one, I highly doubt that female goat has five children to take care, a mounting pile of medical bills, and an autoimmune disorder that affects her sex drive. However, I could be totally wrong and if I am, i'm deeply sorry. I'm sure goats have their own set of problems. And yes, I just Googled, "Common goat problems" in case you're wondering. It turns out goats don't have it all that great either. They often have twins. Egads! No wonder they suffer from chronic urinary problems.
I feel your pain goat, I do. If you weren't a goat, and didn't smell so horrifically funky, and I could get it in writing that you wouldn't take a dump on my couch, I would so have you over for some coffee, scones and girl talk.