"Hmmm, I wonder how long it would take mommy to climb up to get us?"
Find your inner rockstar
Al Bundy, "I scored four touchdowns in a single game"
"Yes, hello, Pizza Hut? My mom is on a health kick this week, so i'd like to order
a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese please"
"Here mommy, I know you're allergic, but you have to take this anyways,
because i'm cute and you did put me in a Hawaiian outfit today"
"Those Disney princesses ain't got nothin on me"